- “It’s okay, I saved the Olympics.”
- “It’s okay, I invented Staples.”
- “It’s okay, I filed for an extension on my 2011 tax returns.”
- “Hey, why don’t you focus on Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul? They’re technically still in the race!”
Ronald Reagan relays a story about a secretary paying more taxes than her boss.
Some things never change, eh?